Deep Thoughts

Dear Universe,

A child’s face can say a lot, can’t it? Especially the mouth part, which seems to say, “If God dwells inside of us, I sure hope he likes burritos, because that’s what he’s getting.”

A font can say a lot, too. Especially when it spells out words that make sentences like this one. Or paragraphs, like this one. This font is a very serious font that can write letters for you. You should probably sit down at a nice mahogany desk when you use this font, and stare into the middle distance thinking: “It’s sad, isn’t it, that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs?”

But you have to laugh. Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine, which is probably why most of my siblings died of tuberculosis. I’d prefer to die in my sleep, like dad’s dad. Not screaming like the passengers on his bus.

I hope you like all the ligatures and joined-up parts of this letter. I didn’t learn cursive when I was at school, but I didn’t need to, did I? Because those awfully nice chaps at Comicraft developed Deep Thoughts for me. Pretty soon I won’t have to think at all!

Thanks, Universe!