If I were a coloring book, this would be the font I want on every single page. “Why on earth would anyone want to be a coloring book?”, you ask yourself. Duh, think about it. Models come home from work, what do you think they do? They color in their coloring books. Probably for hours. Across town, that nursery is getting pretty steamy. What in the world could that sexy nanny fan herself with that’s accessible? Two words: coloring book. And after school, you know there’s going to be a cheerleader charity car wash somewhere. I don’t know if they neccessarily need coloring books there, but hey, its just a dream right?