What is “Smilage” you ask yourself? I’ll tell ya’. You’ve heard the saying, “You attract more flies with a spoonful of honey than a jug of vinegar”? Well, its basically the same thing, except I made a word up for it. Smile+Milage=Smilage. If you are ever get tough with the pizza delivery guy on the phone, you can bet your bottom dollar there is going to be some stuff in your pizza you probably don’t want to eat. Those cats are ruthless.