Why doesn’t anyone name their kids Elvis? I named my new font Elvis. It has nothing to do with the rock ‘n’ roll legend, although there is a crown on the “i”. Seriously, people name their kids “Jesus” these days, but no one names their kids “Madonna”. What’s up with that noise? Someone totally needs to give their kid the name of Elvis. Its not like I’m asking you to name the baby “Rambo” or anything like that. But we need more Elvises in the world.